Is it illegal to walk around naked?

Interesting facts about South Africa

On a South African tourism website, questions about South Africa were asked, which the webmaster of the site answered to the best of his knowledge and belief (Q: question; A: answer).

Is it actually getting windy in South Africa? I've never seen it raining on TV. How then do the plants grow there? (UK)
A: We import all the plants fully grown and then sit around them and watch them die.

Will I see elephants in the streets? (UNITED STATES)
A: Depends on how much alcohol you drink.

I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks to do this? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometers. Take a lot of water with you.

Is it safe to walk around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)
A: So it is true what they say about Sweden?

Are there ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of these in Johannesburg, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Can you send me information about koala bear races in South Africa? (UNITED STATES)
A: Aus-tra-li-en is that big island in the middle of the Pacific. Af-ri-ka is the great triangular continent south of Europe where there are no ... Oh, forget it. Sure, koala bear races are held in Hillbrow every Tuesday night. Come naked.

Which direction is north in South Africa? (UNITED STATES)
A: Look south and turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we can send you the rest of the compass directions.

Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Take your fingers, just like us.

Can you send me a schedule of the Vienna Boys' Choir performances? (UNITED STATES)
A: Ös-ter-reich (Austria) is the tiny country bordering Germany, where it ... Oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir perform every Tuesday evening after the koala bear races in Hillbrow. Come naked.

I've invented a new fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell this in South Africa? (UNITED STATES)
A: Anywhere there are enough Americans or in Hillbrow but come naked.

Please send me a list of the doctors who can make a rattlesnake bite serum. (UNITED STATES)
A: There are rattlesnakes in A-mer-i-ka, where THEY come from. All South African snakes are completely harmless, safe to handle, and make good pets.

Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is there milk all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful vegan berry picker civilization. Milk is illegal.
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